New Releases, 19 May 2009

Welcome back for a slightly morbid edition of New Movie Tuesday, but don't worry--we have plenty of laughs too, intentional and otherwise.

TRUE BLOOD Season 1
Let's face it--Vampires are hot right now. So, so hot. Do you want to be the last one jumping on the vampire bandwagon? Then you'd better check out True Blood, and fast.
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment_tv_tvblog/2008/09/hbos-true-blood.html

VALKYRIE
One-eyed Tom Cruise vs. Hitler in a fake-German-accent contest.
http://www.seattlepi.com/movies/393378_valkyrie25q.html

MY BLOODY VALENTINE
Young hot people are murdered in 3D
http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Calendar/Film?Film=oid%3A725189

PAUL BLART, MALL COP
The comedy sensation that surprised the nation
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20252477,00.html

DRIVEN TO KILL
Who, you might ask, is driven to kill? Why, Steven Seagal, of course. Unless it's the bad guys who are driven to kill, and he's just trying to get them or something
http://www.thefilmfiend.com/2009/05/driven-to-kill.html

WE FEED THE WORLD
Quick--put down that corndog! Do you know that some big corporation made that, not a local farmer or corndog breeder? You need to watch We Feed the World and get wise, son.
http://www.lumiere.net.nz/reader/item/824

Have a great week folks. Just remember--look out for vampires, Hitler and big agribusiness.