Tuesday, December 23, 2008

New Releases, 23 December 2008

Another New Movie day?? It's a Kwanzaa miracle! What did cinema Santa bring us this time?

BAGHEAD
In a mumblecore milestone, the guys behind The Puffy Chair have made a horror film. An honest, indie, sort-of-hip, self-conscious horror film
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/baghead

EAGLE EYE
Here's what the most ambivalent person on IMDb had to say about this one: "Eagle Eye is not the best movie I've ever seen but it's much better than some of the other junk that been out lately." But don't take their word for it!
http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/reviewcomplete.asp?FID=135151

THE DUCHESS
Titillating period drama with Kiera Knightley and Ralph Feinnes and lots of periwigs
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080925/REVIEWS/809250303

GHOST TOWN
Ricky Gervais sees dead people. A dead Greg Kinnear, to be precise. Not very scary.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/09/18/DD2K130FUL.DTL&type=movies

WHOLPHIN #7
New installation of the short film anthology. Check out the second link for a picture of the origin of a wholphin, and other weird animal stuff.
http://www.wholphindvd.com/
http://vecchiobipede.blogspot.com/2007_03_01_archive.html

RESIDENT EVIL: DEGENERATION
Animated film based on the other films, based on the video game. the review below is in Norwegian, so tough luck.
http://dvd-world.biz/filmblogg/?p=1441

Everyone have a wonderful holidays, and we'll see you soon!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

New Releases, 21 December 2008

Hey everybody, it's New Movie...Sunday? That's right, to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ Hollywood is putting out extra DVDs for sale and rental! Oh, Holy night...

HAMLET 2
Steve Coogan's back and this time he's helping some kids out with their musical. Featuring the soon-to-be Oscar nominated song "Rock me Sexy Jesus"
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/hamlet_2

BURN AFTER READING
Coen Brother's hilarious follow-up to No Country For Old Men, something completely different.
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0913/p25s02-almo.html

DEATH RACE
First sentence on foil-embossed box: "Welcome to the Death Race, where hardened convicts and smoking-hot navigators race tricked-out cars in the most twisted spectator sport on Earth!" Take a bow, Jason Statham; you've done it again
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/08/22/movies/22race.html?ref=movies

THE WOMEN
Updated version of the 1939 play and film, it looks like Sex and the City but actually a little bit smart--don't let it stop you!
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080911/REVIEWS/809119989

BOX ELDER
Wildly popular comedy made entirely in Columbia and a hit around the country! We have it for sale and for rent
http://in-misery.blogspot.com/2008/03/box-elder-mo.html
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1215458/
http://www.boxcarfilms.com/

Have a great week everybody, and a luscious holiday season!

Monday, December 15, 2008

New Releases, 16 December 2008

It's a new movie cornucopia this Tuesday, spilling forth with festive dvds!

AMERICAN TEEN
Wonderful doc from Nanette Burstein ("The Kid Stays in the Picture", also wonderful), played T/F and Ragtag
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/31/DDI4122RH2.DTL&type=movies

TRAITOR
Don Cheadle stars as a maybe terrorist in this high octane, mile-a-minute politicothrillspensefest!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?rid=11518

THE MUMMY : TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
Jet Li and Brendan Fraser tear up the desert in this latest sequel. Judging from the box, there's a dragon in the movie
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/the_mummy_tomb_of_the_dragon

THE WEDDING DIRECTOR
Heavily acclaimed flick from Italy. Think it played at Ragtag. If it didn't, it should have.
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/06/04/movies/04wedd.html

MAMMA MIA!
Not from Italy, the film adaptation of the hot musical featuring the unbelievable talents of Abba
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?JSESSIONID=1yd2LqgCwTnXFj8KQB4JbxQ9nsXfqH0ndY0p7sXCVWYvLqQYGtY7!-945851126&&rid=11342

GENERATION KILL
For some unimagineable reason nobody wants to watch films or shows about the Iraq war (weird huh?), but this one's by the creator of The Wire, so it's probably pretty good
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/11/AR2008071100789.html?nav=rss_opinion/columns

Check back soon for some more films--there are 2 or 3 extra release dates between now and Christmas. Have a wonderful week everybody!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

New Releases, 9 December 2008

It's a blockbuster New Movie Tuesday, people, each and every one a bona fide gem...

THE DARK KNIGHT
This one's a little bit indie, you might not have heard of it. Small, low-budget sequel to a little film that nobody saw, about a bat superhero or something I guess
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-07-16/film/heath-ledger-dark-knight/

MAN ON WIRE
Great doc about Phillipe Petit, a tight rope walker who did his act covertly, between the twin towers of Manhattan in the mid 70s. Played T/F and won Jury prize at Sundance
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/reviews/la-et-wire8-2008aug08,0,5767367.story

HORTON HEARS A WHO!
Lively adaptation of the classic children's book by James Joyce
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/bal-to.horton14mar14,0,3230050.story

LOST Season 4
Don't miss the Lost Bloopers on the extras disc, which are somehow even more confusing than the show
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2008/01/30/DDAFUO57I.DTL

THE QUARE FELLOW
Irish classic from '62, based on a Brendan Beehan play about condemned convicts and, because it's Irish, plenty of tragic sorrow
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117794244.html?categoryid=31&cs=1&p=0

TAKVA
A man's fear of GOD threatens to erode his sanity as he deals with a newfound materialism in Turkey!
http://www.variety.com/index.asp?layout=festivals&jump=review&reviewid=VE1117931745&cs=1&p=0

SLEEPERS
Barry Levinson film from '96, with Brad Pitt and DeNiro and Kevin Bacon and Dustin Hoffman and who's Jason Patric and why's his name big on the cover?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/1997/04/04/DD72047.DTL

Have a great week everybody!

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

New Releases 25 November & 2 December 2008

Look out everybody, it's a holiday special--two New Movie Tuesdays for the price of one!

November 25:

HANCOCK
Will Smith plays a drunken superhero in this actionedy (just invented a genre). He does not rap the theme song.
http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2008/07/07/080707crci_cinema_denby

MEET DAVE
Eddie Murphy plays an alien and a large robot version of himself, and can continue paying his rent for now
http://movies.tvguide.com/meet-dave/review/293495

FRED CLAUS
Vince Vaughn goes where no man other than Tim Allen and then Martin Short has gone before
http://www.premiere.com/moviereviews/4228/fred-claus.html

THE PRICE OF SUGAR
The computer says that this is a documentary, but it also says that it stars Paul Newman. SO how bout it?
http://chicago.metromix.com/movies/movie_review/the-price-of-sugar/210929/content

GOD & GAYS: BRIDGING THE GAP
An exploration of the conflict (and resolution) of gay christians
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117930128.html?categoryid=31&cs=1&p=0

And December 2:

CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN
In this sequel the Pevensie children attempt to escape from Guantanamo Bay
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/reviews/bal-to.caspian16may16,0,1230645.story

X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE
I want to believe that there are 10 people left who care about the X-Files
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/25/DD5H11UGT6.DTL

STEP BROTHERS
Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly do their best
http://www.nypost.com/seven/07252008/entertainment/movies/best_in_bro__121420.htm

WANTED
Angelina Jolie can bend her bullets! Action will never be the same again!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?JSESSIONID=hrzfLd5WPpDlYh6Lncr3pxM95vTqG72rT0vPYnKXpBQ2Sr2pTGg2!1587555933&&rid=11280

AMERICAN TEEN
Wonderful doc from Nanette Burstein ("The Kid Stays in the Picture", also wonderful), played T/F and Ragtag
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/31/DDI4122RH2.DTL&type=movies

That's it! Have a great week folks!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

New Releases, 18 November 2008

What an amazing batch this time! New Movie Tuesday is going to take all week! Better get started...

TROPIC THUNDER
New comedy that, believe it or not, had nothing to do with Judd Apatow!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/08/12/DD44129360.DTL

ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD
Werner Herzog heads to Antarctica, where he heard there are weirdos he hasn't filmed yet. Another classic!
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080710/REVIEWS/807100305/1023

UP THE YANGTZE
Acclaimed documentary from China, probably something to do with the river
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/04/25/movies/25yang.html?ref=movies

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2
In a disillusioning twist, all the girls on the cover of the movie are wearing dresses. WHERE ARE THE PANTS?!?!
http://chicago.metromix.com/movies/movie_review/movie-review-the-sisterhood/543318/content

AMERICAN SHOPPER
Locally filmed and produced! ("Produce" could have been used as a supermarket pun.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0997032/

GONZO
A life of Hunter Thompson, directed by True False award-winner Alex Gibney!
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/07/04/movies/04gonz.html?ref=movies

WALL-E
It's official--if you don't see and love this movie, you're not human.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-06-24/film/wall-e-robots-in-love/

THE WEDDING DIRECTOR
A piece of the IMDB synopsis: "But Franco, while is recycling himself as ceremony's filmmaker, falls in love for her."
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/06/04/movies/04wedd.html

PRICELESS
Saucy French comedy starring Audrey Tautou and Gad Elmaleh as moochers looking for a sugar daddy/mama
http://movies.tvguide.com/priceless/review/292412

NOAM CHOMSKY ON THE WORLD
If this title interests you, you're obviously a thoughtful person. So here's an intellectually curious tidbit: according to IMDB, Noam Chomsky has appeared in more movies than Jennifer Aniston! Think about that.

Have a wonderful week, people!

Sunday, November 9, 2008

New Releases, 11 November 2008

New Movie Tuesday is back and better than ever! Just check out these fabulous offerings....

KUNG FU PANDA
The voice talents of Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman bring to life a tale of animal-people in ancient fake China...
http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/06/06/movies/06pand.html?ref=movies

HELLBOY II
Ron Perlman is back as the big red demon thing, kicking some plant-monster butt
http://www.calendarlive.com/movies/reviews/cl-et-hellboy11-2008jul11,0,5459116.story

MISTER FOE
Jamie Bell is out to find love and the true cause of his mother's death, complete with hot soundtrack
http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Calendar/Film?Film=oid%3A662323

SUKIYAKI WESTERN DJANGO
New one from Takashi Miike, featuring Quentin Tarantino! An homage to Spaghetti Westerns, an "epic tale of blood, lust and greed."
http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/btm/feature/2008/08/28/sukiyaki/

PLANET B-BOY
The world competition of breakdancing was held in Germany. There was popping, there was locking; fresh moves and dope beats were enjoyed by all.
http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/movies/reviews/bal-to.planet25apr25,0,2233229.story

CHRISTMAS ON MARS: A FANTASTICAL FILM FREAKOUT FEATURING THE FLAMING LIPS
The much-awaited feature from Wayne Coyne, lead singer of the Flaming Lips, filmed mostly in his backyard
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-09-10/film/christmas-on-mars/

TRACEY ULLMAN'S STATE OF THE UNION
Leave it to a sassy Brit to know what's wrong with us Yanks, and make a show about it. So sassy...
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0328/p14s01-altv.html

Have a great week everybody!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

New Releases, 4 November 2008

This tuesday, don't forget to go to your favorite video store and vote for New Movie Tuesday! Be prepared for long lines, malfunctioning machines and suspenseful entertainment. It's not like there'll be anything on tv this tuesday...or anything else to do, really, this particular tuesday...might as well stay in and watch movies, because what else could be going on this tuesday?

GET SMART
Spy-spoof with star turns from Steve Carrell and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080619/REVIEWS/867249699/1023

TRANSSIBERIAN
Suspenseful suspensefest when Woody Harrelson tries to ride a train across Russia and ends up in the iron grip of Ben "mad mahatma" Kingsley
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/transsiberian

SHREK THE HALLS
TV special starring all of the voice talent from the movies, just in time for Christmas!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0897387/

TOO TOUGH TO DIE: A TRIBUTE TO JOHNNY RAMONE
Concert tribute to Johnny Ramone, with tons of stars and friends and friends of friends and other people who have nothing to do with it and didn't really know what was going on
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117930522.html?categoryid=31&cs=1&p=0

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET
Film about LA punk rockers The Germs, who paid the ultimate price for punk rockdom
http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=reviews&Id=10130

MILAREPA
Movie from Tibet. Loved by everyone...except the Chinese Government! @*!#$ Chinese Government!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?&rid=9766

WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER?
Not actually a movie. Seriously, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM?
http://chicago.metromix.com/movies/movie_review/movie-review-when-did/454245/content

KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN
Rerelease of the modern classic. This version approved by the Chinese Government
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2001/07/27/DD37893.DTL&type=movies

Enjoy the week folks, and don't forget to...to...something...What was it again?

Sunday, October 26, 2008

New Releases, 28 October 2008

My friends, I know you're hurting. Times are rough on Main street, and my opponent talks about "spreading the new movies around." But my friends, this is no time to experiment with Socialism, or the barter system. We must continue to pay for videos and, if we're late, we must pay the late fees. This is what made this country great my friends. We can't trade movies for backrubs or soup or drycleaning or...actually, that sounds pretty nice.

JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
In shockingly unreal 3D, Brendan Fraser's beads of sweat pop off of the screen at you
http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?node=cityguide/profile&id=1138828&categories=Movies&nm=1

KIT KITTREDGE: AMERICAN GIRL
The best film based on dolls since Bratz: the Movie
http://www.csmonitor.com/2008/0621/p25s03-almo.html

PARADISE LOST 1 & 2
HBO documentaries about some bizarre and shocking child murders and the bizarre and shocking trial that followed
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/2448

THE L WORD Season 5
More of the hit TV show (hint: L doesn't stand for Liberal)
http://www.popmatters.com/tv/reviews/l/l-word-2005.shtml

TUYA'S MARRIAGE
About life in Mongolia, and the choices a fair young Mongolian must make to take care of her incapacitated husband
http://www.salon.com/ent/movies/btm/feature/2008/04/04/roundup/

BILLY THE KID
Heartfelt doc about an offbeat youth and the awkward pains of growing up
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/billy_the_kid

HANK & MIKE
Two Easter bunnies get fired, have to find new job; hilarity ensues
http://thecriticalcritics.com/review/2008/09/25/movie_review-hank_and_mike.html

THE TRIAL OF LEE HARVEY OSWALD
TV miniseries about exactly what it says it's about
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9A0DE3DE1238F933A15752C1A960948260

THE HOLY MODAL ROUNDERS: BOUND TO LOSE
Doc about the psych-folk heroes and their groovy freakouts
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/334106/The-Holy-Modal-Rounders-Bound-to-Lose/overview

TINKER BELL
It's about time she got her own film. And if you bought any of those wands, you might want to follow this:
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/recalls04/2008/disney_tinker_bell.html

Have a great week my friends!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

New Releases, 21 October 2008

It's the first new movie Tuesday at out new blog place! That makes this bunch extra, extra special...

THE INCREDIBLE HULK
Following Ang Lee's 2003 version, one of the quickest do-overs in the history of film. Ed Norton angry!...Norton smash!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?JSESSIONID=Ytf0LQhCVK5Z0JqMbHPl421NvLrQ3GX8ghBrVgbGG3BH2JTJZwJL!-1498964393&&rid=11242

THE STRANGERS
Thrilling home-invasion scream-fest, starring Liv Tyler, some handsome guy and three people in masks
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/the_strangers

THE GO-GETTER
Played at Ragtag, a coming-of-age-stolen-car-road-trip flick with a great soundtrack and Zooey Deschanel!
http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/14707341/review/21089328/gogetter

FLIGHT OF THE RED BALLOON
Another update, this time of the French classic. Got one of the most favorable reviews we've ever read:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/17/AR2008041703662.html

Just a small batch this time. Everyone have a fantastic week!

Hi everybody!

Our old group was getting flooded with messages about knockoff rolexes and naked celebrities, so we started a blog to post about our new movies every tuesday and other ideas we might have. Hope this is helpful to all of you out there in internetland.