Monday, September 28, 2009

New Releases, 29 September 2009

Hey everybody!  Movies!  Go!

AWAY WE GO
John Krasinski and Maya Rudolph are charming and wonderful for a few hours.  Expect light social satire
http://movies.tvguide.com/away/review/297686

MANAGEMENT
Jennifer Aniston might just fall in love with someone here, look out
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090513/REVIEWS/905139993

THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE
Latest Soderbergh film, about a call-girl, starring a real-life adult film actress!
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/05/21/DDRF17O1FJ.DTL&type=movies

BROTHERS BLOOM
Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo star as con-artist brothers, out for one last con...
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/reviews/2009-05-14-bloom-review_N.htm

SHRINK
This one isn't about a man who, every time he visits his psychiatrist, gets a little smaller--but that's a good idea, isn't it?
http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/reviews/2009-07-23-shrink_N.htm

MONSTERS VS. ALIENS
Animated flick, the government has to bring out their secret monsters to fight mean aliens from space
http://blog.oregonlive.com/madaboutmovies/2009/03/review_monsters_vs_aliens_than.html

FILTH & WISDOM
Directorial debut from Madonna.  That's all you need to know, you're either in or you're out at this point.
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/columnists/steven_rea/20081024_Dirty__sexy__muddled_movie_from_Madonna.html

PRINCESS
Animated film, slightly more adult, from Denmark.  Murdered porn stars, revenge, etc.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/movie/88474/princess

SECRECY 
Well-reviewed documentary about the US intelligence apparatuses, if that's the word
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/24/DDJM13NFD1.DTL

LIFE ON MARS
Great cop tv show from the BBC
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/07/24/DDGJ1K3K6K1.DTL

Have a great week everyone!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

New Releases, 22 September 2009

It's a big old New Movie Tuesday everybody!  And I'm happy for you that you're reading this, and I'ma let you finish, but 9th St. gots the best videos of the decade y'all!  Best of all time!

30 ROCK Season 3
You really need a review for this?  How about you talk to five little golden ladies, all named Emmy?...

ADAM RESURRECTED
Jeff Goldblum plays, in the latest Paul Schrader film, a Jewish comedian who, in order to escape the Nazis, has to turn into a fly!  Actually he debases himself to Willem Defoe, but that sounds like less fun.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-12-10/film/jeff-goldblum-blazingly-suited-for-role-in-adam-resurrected/

LYMELIFE
Someone gets Lyme disease in this hilarious and compelling lymedy from Ragtag.  Is it Alec Baldwin?  Watch and find out!
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/li_back_and_enjoy_it_mmtWwmuBw1bUrzHOSX6M2O

O'HORTEN
Well-reviewed film from Sweden or Norway or one of those places.  Looks really good.
http://movies.nytimes.com/2009/05/22/movies/22hort.html

OBSERVE AND REPORT
Remember when those two huge studio movies set in Elizabethan England came out at the same time?  Well, if you remember Paul Blart Mall Cop then this is exactly the same thing!  
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20270917,00.html

TULPAN
Wonderful, wonderful film set in Khazakstan, in which a young man fresh from the army tries to get a wife and start a new life.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-04-01/film/sergei-dvortsevoy-has-his-way-with-camels-and-shepherds-alike-in-tulpan/

GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
Wonderful, wonderful film in which a dashing young lothario (played by Matthew "Six-Pack Dream" McCaunaahghh) begins to rue his prior indiscretions...
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/ghosts-of-girlfriends-past/Film?oid=1153017

WALLACE & GROMIT: MATTER OF LOAF AND DEATH
New romp from Aardman studios, always a delight
http://1linereview.blogspot.com/2008/12/matter-of-loaf-and-death-2008.html

BATTLE FOR TERRA
Animated adventure set (get ready) on--you might want to sit down--on...ANOTHER PLANET!!!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???? 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/30/MVV8176L5R.DTL

BOOK OF BLOOD
Sounds nasty
http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=19284

ALBINO FARM
Also a little nasty.  Based on a legendary people farm in Springfield, MO!  (As if Springfield wasn't scary enough already)
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_reviews_4450.htm

THE WONDER OF IT ALL
Space program stuff.  Compares to In the Shadow of the Moon, I think.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0928406/

That's it.  Have a great week!