New Releases, 4 November 2008

This tuesday, don't forget to go to your favorite video store and vote for New Movie Tuesday! Be prepared for long lines, malfunctioning machines and suspenseful entertainment. It's not like there'll be anything on tv this tuesday...or anything else to do, really, this particular tuesday...might as well stay in and watch movies, because what else could be going on this tuesday?

GET SMART
Spy-spoof with star turns from Steve Carrell and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080619/REVIEWS/867249699/1023

TRANSSIBERIAN
Suspenseful suspensefest when Woody Harrelson tries to ride a train across Russia and ends up in the iron grip of Ben "mad mahatma" Kingsley
http://www.avclub.com/content/cinema/transsiberian

SHREK THE HALLS
TV special starring all of the voice talent from the movies, just in time for Christmas!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0897387/

TOO TOUGH TO DIE: A TRIBUTE TO JOHNNY RAMONE
Concert tribute to Johnny Ramone, with tons of stars and friends and friends of friends and other people who have nothing to do with it and didn't really know what was going on
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117930522.html?categoryid=31&cs=1&p=0

WHAT WE DO IS SECRET
Film about LA punk rockers The Germs, who paid the ultimate price for punk rockdom
http://www.filmthreat.com/index.php?section=reviews&Id=10130

MILAREPA
Movie from Tibet. Loved by everyone...except the Chinese Government! @*!#$ Chinese Government!
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/film/reviews/article_display.jsp?&rid=9766

WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR FATHER?
Not actually a movie. Seriously, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM?
http://chicago.metromix.com/movies/movie_review/movie-review-when-did/454245/content

KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN
Rerelease of the modern classic. This version approved by the Chinese Government
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2001/07/27/DD37893.DTL&type=movies

Enjoy the week folks, and don't forget to...to...something...What was it again?