Tuesday, September 22, 2009

New Releases, 22 September 2009

It's a big old New Movie Tuesday everybody!  And I'm happy for you that you're reading this, and I'ma let you finish, but 9th St. gots the best videos of the decade y'all!  Best of all time!

30 ROCK Season 3
You really need a review for this?  How about you talk to five little golden ladies, all named Emmy?...

ADAM RESURRECTED
Jeff Goldblum plays, in the latest Paul Schrader film, a Jewish comedian who, in order to escape the Nazis, has to turn into a fly!  Actually he debases himself to Willem Defoe, but that sounds like less fun.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2008-12-10/film/jeff-goldblum-blazingly-suited-for-role-in-adam-resurrected/

LYMELIFE
Someone gets Lyme disease in this hilarious and compelling lymedy from Ragtag.  Is it Alec Baldwin?  Watch and find out!
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/li_back_and_enjoy_it_mmtWwmuBw1bUrzHOSX6M2O

O'HORTEN
Well-reviewed film from Sweden or Norway or one of those places.  Looks really good.
http://movies.nytimes.com/2009/05/22/movies/22hort.html

OBSERVE AND REPORT
Remember when those two huge studio movies set in Elizabethan England came out at the same time?  Well, if you remember Paul Blart Mall Cop then this is exactly the same thing!  
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20270917,00.html

TULPAN
Wonderful, wonderful film set in Khazakstan, in which a young man fresh from the army tries to get a wife and start a new life.
http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-04-01/film/sergei-dvortsevoy-has-his-way-with-camels-and-shepherds-alike-in-tulpan/

GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST
Wonderful, wonderful film in which a dashing young lothario (played by Matthew "Six-Pack Dream" McCaunaahghh) begins to rue his prior indiscretions...
http://www.chicagoreader.com/chicago/ghosts-of-girlfriends-past/Film?oid=1153017

WALLACE & GROMIT: MATTER OF LOAF AND DEATH
New romp from Aardman studios, always a delight
http://1linereview.blogspot.com/2008/12/matter-of-loaf-and-death-2008.html

BATTLE FOR TERRA
Animated adventure set (get ready) on--you might want to sit down--on...ANOTHER PLANET!!!  CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???? 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/04/30/MVV8176L5R.DTL

BOOK OF BLOOD
Sounds nasty
http://efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=19284

ALBINO FARM
Also a little nasty.  Based on a legendary people farm in Springfield, MO!  (As if Springfield wasn't scary enough already)
http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_reviews_4450.htm

THE WONDER OF IT ALL
Space program stuff.  Compares to In the Shadow of the Moon, I think.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0928406/

That's it.  Have a great week!

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