Sunday, September 19, 2010

New Releases, 21 September 2010

Wow, last week's dvds were so amazing that when we tried to post about them, our screen set on fire and the internet burned down! We promise to never to do that again, but we can't help it. Our movies are REALLY GOOD. Case in point:

Werner Herzog's newest, a cop thriller/drama he made at the same time as BAD LIEUTENANT, and in collaboration with fellow nutball David Lynch.
Review     Trailer

A lot of people involved with GLADIATOR try to see if lightning will strike twice...

New, well-reviewed Argentinian thriller, think it played at Ragtag, and if it didn't it should've
Review     Trailer

In order to convincingly portray a gentleman of Persian lineage, Jake Gyllenhaaaal uses an English accent in Disney's latest franchise attempt.
Review     Trailer

In this fillum (Irish for "film), Colin Farrel plays a bloke who finds a mairmed (Irish for "mermaid")
Review     Trailer

Very funny new show, full of very, very funny people. Check it out!
Review     Trailer

The hit comedy show is back, now with more yelling!

The show that bent the Emmy awards over its knee and taught them a serious lesson
Review     Trailer

ALIEN AUTOPSY
This image has nothing to do with the movie, but it is a pretty cool shirt available here.

If your computer gets hot while you're reading this, be sure to cool it down by spraying it with water periodically so it doesn't burn to the ground.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

New Releases, 7 September, 2010

What better way to open this month than with a poem, a poem about September, the lamest month: "Defenceless under the night/ Our world in stupor lies;/ Yet, dotted everywhere,/ Ironic points of light/ Flash out wherever the Just/ Exchange their messages:/ May I, composed like them/ Of Eros and of dust,/ Beleaguered by the same/ Negation and despair,/ Show an affirming flame."
I think he's talking about DVDs.

Hal Holbrook (of Mark Twain Tonight! fame) plays an old guy with a hat in this critically acclaimed drama.
Review     Trailer

Heigl. Kutcher. Do I really need to say anything else? Boom. Just don't read the review.
Review     Trailer

Here comes SNL with their MacGyver spoof. Way to keep your finger on the pulse, SNL. I hear they've got a few really good Dan Quayle sketches that they're saving for the perfect moment...

Taking a page out of Rodney Dangerfield's playbook, Michael Douglas has to go back to school and join the swim team in order to beat the jocks and get his nerdy son laid
Review     Trailer

I don't know anything about the film, but will watch it just for that still. (Read the synopsis, looks fantastic)
Review     Trailer

The Gazette liked it? That's my favorite vague newspaper! Sign me up. (Actually, this one looks quite fantastic also)
Review     Trailer

Those are the films, now make like September and leaf...your house and rent them.